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The Astrology of Barak Obama's Inauguration

AN INTERVIEW WITH THE POET AND PERFORMER JAYNE CORTEZ

THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN FOUNDATIONS OF WESTERN ASTROLOGY

ECLIPSES OVER EGYPT

SURVIVAL PENDING REVOLUTION: The History of the Black Panther Party by PAUL ALKEBULAN

THE SCENE AT THE COPPER CASTLE

Steel Drums

Active Japanese Novelist of Broad Interests

Ralph Ellison

THE NEW TIMES HOLLER!’S military consultant, General Funkeshoe.

Deep Cough

  
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Special for THE NEW TIMES HOLLER!
From The Informed Sources Say Corporation
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© Amir Bey, 2009
September 22




The New Times Holler!, has consulted with members of Congress, delegates to the UN, Pentagon officials, scientists and other know-it-alls. They have imparted vital information that has provided the following headlines:
YELL IT!


FROM CONGRESS:


Irrelevant elephants relegate allergies laterally.

Later alerts relay practical resolutions loosely.

Lazily, eleven trolls roll reluctantly, lacerations resulting.

Laredo languidly relaxes fractal realizations.

Palatial revelers retroactively replace related travelers.



THE PENTAGON ON AFGHANISTAN:


Platitudes parochially placate platoons’ parameters.


NEWS ON THE ECONOMY!

Relapsed rappel uplifts replaced watermelons bilaterally.

UN CONFEREES ARE EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE:

Hollering hallowed rulers rally below rollers, bellowing.

Lately, elevated rotisseries allow prelates' paraphernalia.





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